The Wandering Sarcastic

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via t-r-e-a-s-u-r-e-d)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via simpl-i)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via covocal)